We hold these truths to be ...

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are
 created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain
 inalienable rights; that among these are life, and the right to
 make that of another miserable by thrusting upon him an
 incalculable quantity of acquaintances; liberty, particularly the
 liberty to introduce persons to one another without first
 ascertaining if they are not already acquainted as enemies; and
 the pursuit of another\'s happiness with a running pack of
 strangers.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, and the right to make that of another miserable by thrusting upon him an incalculable quantity of acquaintances; liberty, particularly the liberty to introduce persons to one another without first ascertaining if they are not already acquainted as enemies; and the pursuit of another's happiness with a running pack of strangers.