Before a Cat will condescend ...

Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream; And you might now and then supply Some caviare, or Strassburg Pie, Some potted grouse, or salmon paste — He\'s sure to have his personal taste. (I know a Cat, who makes a habit Of eating nothing else but rabbit, And when he\'s finished, licks his paws So\'s not to waste the onion sauce.) A Cat\'s entitled to expect These evidences of respect. And so in time you reach your aim, And finally call him by his name.
Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream; And you might now and then supply Some caviare, or Strassburg Pie, Some potted grouse, or salmon paste — He's sure to have his personal taste. (I know a Cat, who makes a habit Of eating nothing else but rabbit, And when he's finished, licks his paws So's not to waste the onion sauce.) A Cat's entitled to expect These evidences of respect. And so in time you reach your aim, And finally call him by his name.

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