This is a, uh, friendship ...

This is a, uh, friendship ring right? Yeah, don’t worry. If I propose, you’ll know it. For one thing, I’ll be hyperventilating. A sly smile—surprisingly sexy—turned up his lips. And it’ll be a ruby. Rubies? No diamonds? Too expensive for the old writer’s salary, huh? He made a disparaging grunt at that. No, I just think diamonds are common, that’s all. If I get married, it’ll be because something uncommon is occurring. Besides, you wear a lot of red, right? I know how important it is for your accessories to match.
This is a, uh, friendship ring right? Yeah, don’t worry. If I propose, you’ll know it. For one thing, I’ll be hyperventilating. A sly smile—surprisingly sexy—turned up his lips. And it’ll be a ruby. Rubies? No diamonds? Too expensive for the old writer’s salary, huh? He made a disparaging grunt at that. No, I just think diamonds are common, that’s all. If I get married, it’ll be because something uncommon is occurring. Besides, you wear a lot of red, right? I know how important it is for your accessories to match.

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That was ridiculous," I told Dorian, once she'd left. "She's not the kind of person to fall for your flirting." "On the contrary," said Dorian. "She's exactly the kind of person to fall for it. I understand these warrior maids, you know. They live such harsh, cold lives, always trying to keep up with the men... when really, they just need someone to make them feel like a woman. And that, of course, is an area in which I excel. Why, if I'd had ten minutes alone with her—
Too bad you got so bogged down in books. You've got the spirit of a warrior.
I’m not a warrior or a goddess, I said at last. Adrian leaned closer. As far as I’m concerned, you’re both.
Now get some clothes on before the women around here are driven into a frenzy." He gave me a mournful look. "I'm afraid that'll happen with or without clothes, my dear.
After almost exactly three hours, we rolled into a small hole of a town that had one traffic light and a resturant simply marked DINER. There hadn't been any traffic on the road for over an hour, though, which was really the most important thing. We hadn't been followed. Sydney drove us to a building with a sign that read MOTEL. Apparently this town liked to stick to the basics when it came to names. I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually just called TOWN.