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I usually don\'t have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July.  And I need the energy if I\'m gonna start blowin crap up.  It\'s what the founding fathers would want.
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July.  And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up.  It's what the founding fathers would want.
 Jim Gaffigan

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An "I know what I like" mentality is hard to shake, but of course appreciation has space for being challenged.
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The warrior knows that the most important words in all languages are the small words. Yes. Love. God. They are words that are easy enough to say and which fill vast empty spaces.
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