What is this? he went on now, spearing an unfortunate object on a fork and raising it to eye level. This… this… thing? A parsnip? Jem suggested. A parsnip planted in Satan’s own garden. said Will. He glanced about. I don’t suppose there’s a dog I could feed it to. There don’t seem to be any pets about, Jem—who loved all animals, even the inglorious and ill-tempered Church—observed. Probably all poisoned by parsnips, said Will.