Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You!? Jack Nicholson
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. See image Erma Bombeck
A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them. See image John C. Maxwell
Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call. There is one direction in which all space is open to him. See image Ralph Waldo Emerson
I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age. See image Jack Nicholson
Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago. See image Jack Nicholson
I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too. See image Jack Nicholson
[on the birth of his son after having had two daughters] I finally got it right. See image Jack Nicholson
I didn't know that my sister was really my mother until I was thirty-seven years old. But life has taught me that there have been a lot of things that I didn't know. See image Jack Nicholson