Quotes Mark Twain
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.
Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.
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A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremist pleasure in life.
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion
Men are more compassionate/(nobler)/magnanimous/generous than God; for men forgive their dead, but God does not.
Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!
Few of us stand prosperity; another man's I mean.
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The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.