Moral: Don't try to Account ...

Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.
 George Ade

Quotes from the same author

Never pretend to have money except when you are in straits. The poor man who pretends to have a bank account betters his credit and takes no risk. But the prosperous individual who counts his money in the street, forthwith will be invited to attend a charity bazaar.
 George Ade
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
 George Ade
Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.
 George Ade
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
 George Ade
Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense.
 George Ade