Lawyers Are": Those whose interests and abilities lie in perverting, confounding and eluding the law. Jonathan Swift
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought. See image Jonathan Swift
The two maxims of any great man at court are, always to keep his countenance, and never to keep his word. See image Jonathan Swift
Men of great parts are often unfortunate in the management of public business, because they are apt to go out of the common road by the quickness of their imagination. See image Jonathan Swift
Men who possess all the advantages of life are in a state where there are many accidents to disorder and discompose, but few to please them. See image Jonathan Swift