I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.
Jimmy Carr
I was in the South of France. ...
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I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.
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My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
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Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.
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My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky.
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I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.
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