I'm such a perfectionist. I always feel overpraised or whatever. In the abstract, I know I'm a good person, a good professional. But it's nice to be noticed a little bit, ain't it? Jack Nicholson
Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You!? See image Jack Nicholson
I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age. See image Jack Nicholson
Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago. See image Jack Nicholson
I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too. See image Jack Nicholson
[on the birth of his son after having had two daughters] I finally got it right. See image Jack Nicholson