I have the body of an ...

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
 Spike Milligan

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Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
 Spike Milligan