Directors are always changing ...

Directors are always changing things at the last minute. Actors will do a scene, and the director will say, ‘Okay, that was perfect, but this time, Bob, instead of saying What’s for dinner? you say, Wait a minute! Benzene is actually a hydrocarbon! And say it with a Norwegian accent. Also, we think maybe your character should have no arms.
Directors are always changing things at the last minute. Actors will do a scene, and the director will say, ‘Okay, that was perfect, but this time, Bob, instead of saying What’s for dinner? you say, Wait a minute! Benzene is actually a hydrocarbon! And say it with a Norwegian accent. Also, we think maybe your character should have no arms.
 Dave Barry

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