Ah! Bertie Bott’s Every ...

Ah! Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I’m afraid I’ve rather lost my liking for them — but I think I’ll be safe with a nice toffee, don’t you? He smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Alas! Ear wax!
Ah! Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans! I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I’m afraid I’ve rather lost my liking for them — but I think I’ll be safe with a nice toffee, don’t you? He smiled and popped the golden-brown bean into his mouth. Alas! Ear wax!
 J. K. Rowling

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