A man needs a private life. With no ability to have a private life, one thing leads to another, and before you know it we have Bill and Monica. We need to get real about things. Humans are humans. Why should we expect more? Jack Nicholson
Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You!? See image Jack Nicholson
I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age. See image Jack Nicholson
Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago. See image Jack Nicholson
I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too. See image Jack Nicholson
[on the birth of his son after having had two daughters] I finally got it right. See image Jack Nicholson