[about sex and being married] ...

[about sex and being married] It\'s like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.
[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.
 Jeff Foxworthy

More phrases

Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
Never complain and never explain.
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
 George S. Patton
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
 Robert Schuller
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
 Harriet Beecher Stowe

Quotes from the same author

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
 Jeff Foxworthy
I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire.
 Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
 Jeff Foxworthy
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
 Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
 Jeff Foxworthy