You might be a redneck if ...

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
 Jeff Foxworthy

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Courage - a perfect sensibility of the measure of danger, and a mental willingness to endure it.
 William Tecumseh Sherman
The same mentality that leads to environmental despoliation, environmental destruction, also leads to damage to people.
 Naomi Oreskes
You can't break poor people mentality. Once you grow up poor, you don't take anything for granted. It can have the negative side also because you can never truly be relaxed.
 Will Smith
The man with the average mentality, but with control, with a definite goal, and a clear conception of how it can be gained, and above all, with the power of application and labor, wins in the end.
 William Howard Taft
I think society had to grow up to the mentality of Peter Norman.
 John Carlos

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There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
 Jeff Foxworthy
I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire.
 Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
 Jeff Foxworthy
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
 Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
 Jeff Foxworthy