Why did God give me two ears ...

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear more and talk less.
 Leo Rosten

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First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.
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Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we hesitate we are lost; that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind.
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Words sing. They hurt. They teach. They sanctify. They were man's first, immeasurable feat of magic. They liberated us from ignorance and our barbarous past.
 Leo Rosten
Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts.
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Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily as an audience.
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