Who wouldn't want to vote for ...

Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who never spoke English; was not an American citizen; anti-capitalism; totally anti-death penalty; anti-public prayer (Matthew 6:5); but never once anti-gay; didn't mention abortion; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless, middle-eastern, Jew?
 John Fugelsang

Quotes from the same author

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.
 John Fugelsang
America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.
 John Fugelsang
Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?
 John Fugelsang
If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.
 John Fugelsang
I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.
 John Fugelsang