When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
Rodney Dangerfield
When we got married, the ...
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I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.
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