When I'm good, I'm very good. ...

When I\'m good, I\'m very good. But when I\'m bad I\'m better.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

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Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
A hard man is good to find.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.