When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.
Sam Levenson
When I came home and showed ...
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Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
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The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
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