We inherit a lot from our ...

We inherit a lot from our parents: mom's eyes, dad's chin, and the attitude of whichever parent isn't punishing you at the moment. All of those things we have our mom's to thank for."If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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 Milton Berle

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
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 Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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 Milton Berle
I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands
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 Milton Berle
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.
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 Milton Berle
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
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 Milton Berle