Watching football is like ...

Watching football is like watching pornography. There\'s plenty of action, and I can\'t take my eyes off it, but when it\'s over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.

Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.

Luke Salisbury

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