To attract men, I wear a ...

To attract men, I wear a perfume called \'New Car Interior.\'
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
 Rita Rudner

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Being self-made is a state of mind, and once you put that mentality to work, your success will come.
 Dave East
A lot of people change for good. Some people just fall off. Just trying to progress in anything, no matter what you're doing, I feel like any progression you make... some people aren't gonna be around you that were around you.
 Dave East
What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
Don't settle in the land of barely enough. That is where you are, it is not who you are. That's your location, it's not your identity. No matter what it looks like, have an abundant mentality.
Everything in your life, every experience, every relationship is a mirror of the mental pattern that is going on inside of you.

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
 Rita Rudner
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
 Rita Rudner
I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
 Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 Rita Rudner
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
 Rita Rudner