Think about yourself at least ...

Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.
 Charlie Chaplin

Quotes from the same author

During my incarceration Mother visited me. She had in some way managed to leave the workhouse and was making an effort to establish a home for us. Her presence was like a bouquet of flowers; she looked so fresh and lovely that I felt ashamed of my unkempt appearance and my shaved iodined head.'You must excuse his dirty face,' said the nurse.Mother laughed, and how well I remember her endearing words as she hugged and kissed me: 'With all thy dirt I love thee still.
 Charlie Chaplin
It seems to me that my mother was the most splendid woman I ever knew... I have met a lot of people knocking around the world since, but I have never met a more thoroughly refined woman than my mother. If I have amounted to anything, it will be due to her.
 Charlie Chaplin
Ability to think, like the violin or piano, requires daily practice
 Charlie Chaplin
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
 Charlie Chaplin
I hope we shall abolish war and settle all differences at the conference table I hope we shall abolish all hydrogen and atom bombs before they abolish us first.
 Charlie Chaplin