There's an old joke - um... ...

There\'s an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of \'em says, \

There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

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Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.