There lived a redheaded man ...

There lived a redheaded man who had no eyes or ears. He didn’t have hair either, so he was called a redhead arbitrarily. He couldn’t talk because he had no mouth. He had no nose either. He didn’t even have arms or legs. He had no stomach, he had no back, he had no spine, and he had no innards at all. He didn’t have anything. So we don’t even know who we’re talking about. It’s better that we don’t talk about him any more.
 Daniil Kharms

Quotes from the same author

Eleven times Jesus died on the cross, Eleven times falls down a body thrown upward, Eleven times also I abandon the logical flow of thought.
 Daniil Kharms
I am interested only in "nonsense"; only in that which makes no practical sense. I am interested in life only in its absurd manifestations.
 Daniil Kharms