There is one thing I would ...

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won\'t stand for that.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
 Steve Martin

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call. There is one direction in which all space is open to him.
The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions.

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