I once went out with this ...

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
 Rodney Dangerfield

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Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.
I think there was the studio mentality for a long time that women and girls can relate to a male hero, but boys and men can't relate to a female hero.
 Jennifer Lawrence
Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.
 Harriet Tubman
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
 William Ellery Channing
You must do the things you think you cannot do.

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I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.
 Rodney Dangerfield
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
 Rodney Dangerfield
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
 Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.
 Rodney Dangerfield