There are three hundred and ...

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
 Lewis Carroll

Quotes from the same author

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
 Lewis Carroll
The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun.
 Lewis Carroll
I should like the whole race of nurses to be abolished: children should be with their mother as much as possible, in my opinion.
 Lewis Carroll
With a sort of mental squint.
 Lewis Carroll
I see nobody on the road," said Alice. "I only wish I had such eyes," the King remarked in a fretful tone. "To be able to see Nobody! And at that distance too! Why, it's as much as I can do to see real people, by this light.
 Lewis Carroll