The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.
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The wren-box problem is ...
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Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.
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[Footnote:] Pliny the Elder described a Whale called "Balaena or Whirlpool, which is so long and broad as to take up more in length and breadth than two acres of ground." This brings up again the old question: Are the classics doomed? Our ancestors believed that four years of this sort of information would inevitably produce a President, or at least a Cabinet Member. It didn't seem to work out that way.
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They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.
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Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.
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