The severity of the itch is ...

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. – Chloe Traeger
 Jill Shalvis

Quotes from the same author

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
 Jill Shalvis
Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.
 Jill Shalvis
Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.
 Jill Shalvis
He knew he had no right to touch her, crave her like air, but he did both. And when he put his mouth on hers, he recognized the taste of her, like she'd been made just for him.
 Jill Shalvis
Toby smiled and started to speak, but Josh adjusted his hold on Tank and reached back, covering Toby's mouth. "Wait," Grace said. "I think he was going to actually use words." "Yeah, but trust me, you don't want to hear them." Toby pulled Josh's hand away. "Are you my new mommy?" Grace's mouth fell open in shock, and Toby giggled at the sight. "Okay, Tiger," Josh said. "You know I love the sound of your laugh, probably more than any sound in the world, but I will squash you like a grape if you say that to one more woman today.
 Jill Shalvis