The reason why you know more ...

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, "Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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 Adam Carolla

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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