The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.
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I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.
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