The only single guy driving a ...

The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago...
 Mike Pesca

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I guess that's the major difference between '80s-club Madonna and today's Madonna is she can get anyone she wants to show up in the studio for her.
 Mike Pesca
Friday means popcorn and multiplexes, speaking of movies, and it is the multi that is the problem. So many movie screens. The struggle of what to put on them.
 Mike Pesca