The only place Al Gore ...

The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I don\'t want to suggest that Al\'s getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV I thought, \
The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I don't want to suggest that Al's getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV I thought, "That reminds me - we have to do something about saving the polar bears." Never mind his carbon footprint - have you seen the size of Al Gore's regular footprint lately? It's almost as deep as Janet Reno's.
 Ann Coulter

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So far, the only major accomplishment of the Occupy Wall Street (OWS) protesters is that they have finally put an end to their previous initiative, Occupy Our Mothers' Basements.
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