The only mothers it is safe ...

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
 Mignon McLaughlin

Quotes from the same author

It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.
 Mignon McLaughlin
Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
 Mignon McLaughlin
There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.
 Mignon McLaughlin
Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
 Mignon McLaughlin
Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
 Mignon McLaughlin