The freeway is the last ...

The freeway is the last frontier. It is unsurpassed as a training ground for the sharpening of survival skills.
 Sheila Ballantyne

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You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels.
 Sheila Ballantyne
Ghetto humor is the social twin of fantasy; together they sustain the powerless, who accomplish miracles through illusion.
 Sheila Ballantyne
There is no irritant as painful as an ace up your sleeve that you can never use; it's the kind of thing that causes oysters to produce pearls.
 Sheila Ballantyne