Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Suppose you were an idiot, ...
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.
A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes.
