Someday I want to be rich. ...

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That\'s how rich I want to be.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
 Rita Rudner

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Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit.
Never complain and never explain.
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.
 George S. Patton
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
 Robert Schuller
Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
 Harriet Beecher Stowe

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 Rita Rudner
I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
 Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
 Rita Rudner