Somebody should clip Sting ...

Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent.
 Elvis Costello

Quotes from the same author

Even in a perfect world where everyone was equal. I'd still own the film rights and be working on the sequel.
 Elvis Costello
Turn up the TV. No one listening will suspect, even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know. they think that I've got no respect but everything means less than zero.
 Elvis Costello
And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of these comedians.
 Elvis Costello
If it wasn't for some acci-accidents, then some would never learn.
 Elvis Costello
Your mind is made up but your mouth is undone.
 Elvis Costello