Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent. See image Elvis Costello
Even in a perfect world where everyone was equal. I'd still own the film rights and be working on the sequel. See image Elvis Costello
Turn up the TV. No one listening will suspect, even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know. they think that I've got no respect but everything means less than zero. See image Elvis Costello
And I'm up while the dawn is breaking, even though my heart is aching. I should be drinking a toast to absent friends instead of these comedians. See image Elvis Costello