So one time when I was ...

So one time when I was working in this motel one of the toilets leaked and I had to replace the flapper ball. Here\'s what it said on the package; I kept it till I knew it by heart: \'Please Note. Parts are included for all installations, but no installation requires all of the parts.\' That\'s kind of my philosophy about men. I don\'t think there\'s an installation out there that could use all my parts.
So one time when I was working in this motel one of the toilets leaked and I had to replace the flapper ball. Here's what it said on the package; I kept it till I knew it by heart: 'Please Note. Parts are included for all installations, but no installation requires all of the parts.' That's kind of my philosophy about men. I don't think there's an installation out there that could use all my parts.
 Barbara Kingsolver

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Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.
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 Barbara Kingsolver
But kids don't stay with you if you do it right. It's the one job where, the better you are, the more surely you won't be needed in the long run.
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 Barbara Kingsolver
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
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I can count all the ways in which being a mother has enriched my understanding of the world, of character, my sense of the future and my attachment to it. I can't imagine what kind of writer I'd be if I didn't have my kids.
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Being a novelist and being a mother have exactly coincided in my life: the call from my agent saying that I had a contract for my first novel - that was on my answering phone message when I got back from the hospital with my first child.
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 Barbara Kingsolver