So I'm pampering myself to a ...

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.
 Cody Lundin

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So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
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 Cody Lundin
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 Cody Lundin