Rise early. It is the early ...

Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don\'t be fooled by this absurd law; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.
Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd law; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.

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