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And my parents finally realize I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.
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The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It's scary to think so much is out of one's control. There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net and for a split second it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck it goes forward and you win. Or maybe it doesn't and you lose.
I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
You can't work at a relationship; you can't control it. You have to be lucky and go through your life. If you are not lucky you have to be prepared for some degree of suffering. That's why most relationships are very difficult and have some degree of pain. People stay together because of inertia, they don't have the energy. Because they are frightened of being lonely, or they have children.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
