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Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn\'t, too.
Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
Cities are like gentlemen, they are born, not made. You are either a city, or you are not, size has nothing to do with it. I bet San Francisco was a city from the very first time it had a dozen settlers. New York is "Yokel", but San Francisco is "City at Heart".
The whole trouble with the Republicans is their fear of an increase in income tax, especially on higher incomes. They speak of it almost like a national calamity. I really believe if it come to a vote whether to go to war with England, France and Germany combined, or raise the rate on incomes of over $100,000, they would vote war.
The country has gone sane and got back to horses.
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I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.
There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
If a thousand shares of stocks or bonds make nothing, you pay nothing. But on a thousand acres of land you pay enough to support half the community who own no land and pay no taxes.
Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington's diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it.
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When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that\'s all there is to success is satisfaction.
When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction.
Coolidge has the best idea on this farm relief. He said, 'Farmers, you are in a hole. I can't help you, but I will get in with you.' He did. That made it fine so the farmers were satisfied as long as Coolidge was going to get in with them.