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I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you\'ve got to attack him while he\'s in the shower, Harry.
I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.
So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" Hermione was saying, "and then there's A-" "No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.
What do we want to be prefects for? said George, looking revolted at the very idea. It’d take all the fun out of life.
Am I about to discover where you, Ron, and Hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of Fred and George's shop?" How did you...?" Harry, please. You're talking to the man who raised Fred and George.
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Yeah, size is no guarantee of power, said George. Look at Ginny. What d’you mean? said Harry. You’ve never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?
Xenophilius Lovegood," he said, extending a hand to Harry. "My daughter and I live over the hill, so kind of the Weasleys to invite us. I think you know my Luna?" he added to Ron."Yes" said Ron. "Isn't she with you?""She lingered in that charming little garden to say hello to the gnomes, such a glorious infestation! How few wizards realize just how much we can learn from the wise little gnomes - or, to give then their correct names, the Gernumbli gardensi.""Ours do know a lot of excellent swear words," said Ron, "but I think Fred and George taught them those.
Oh, get out of the way, Percy, said Fred. Harry’s in a hurry. Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant, said George, chortling.
Hello, Harry" said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones." "You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming. "There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you.
Blimey, said the other twin. Are you — ? He is, said the first twin. Aren’t you? he added to Harry. What? said Harry. Harry Potter, chorused the twins. Oh, him, said Harry. I mean, yes, I am.
Ginny Weasley, who sat next to Colin Creevey in Charms, was distraught, but Harry felt that Fred and George were going the wrong way about cheering her up. They were taking turns covering themselves with fur or boils and jumping out at her from behind statues.
Ginny Weasley, who sat next to Colin Creevey in Charms, was distraught, but Harry felt that Fred and George were going the wrong way about cheering her up. They were taking turns covering themselves with fur or boils and jumping out at her from behind statues.
You know, I don’t get why Fred and George only got three O.W.L.s each, said Harry, watching as Fred, George, and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd. They really know their stuff. . . . Oh, they only know flashy stuff that’s no real use to anyone, said Hermione disparagingly. No real use? said Ron in a strained voice. Hermione, they’ve got about twenty-six Galleons already. . . .
You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?
Where's the fun without a bit of risk?
Oh, shut up Weatherby.
And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.
Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.
Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?
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How\'re we getting to King\'s Cross tomorrow, Dad?\
How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding. "The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley. Everyone looked up at him. "Why?" said Percy curiously. "It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-" "-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.
We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason—" "So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual—" "—detention—" "—disembowelment—