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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -- and he's a priest.
I became hysterical and frightened and begged for sedation. And that was just the first prenatal visit.
