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What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I\'d like to say that grandparents are God\'s gifts to children.
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.
I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I'm a thinking person, and I've been blessed with the ability to see some things and talk about them in a way that registers in a humorous and funny way.
The beautiful thing about older people is their ability to cut the fat off of conversation. When they talk, they don't go on forever and ever. They say what they have to say, and that's it. That was my grand dad. Some of the things he said stunned me, but his words were logical. I'll never forget them.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be able to have clarity and to be able to think. Those are the greatest of gifts.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.
There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.
On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live.
I can\'t even talk the way these people talk. \'Why you ain\'t?\' \'Where you is?\' Everybody knows it\'s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can\'t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.
When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made.
I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.
Some authority on parenting once said, "Hold them very close and then let them go." This is the hardest truth for a father to learn: that his children are continuously growing up and moving away from him (until, of course, they move back in).
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Every success story has a parent who says, \'over my dead body.\' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you\'re acting the fool, \'you know I worry about you sometimes.\'
Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'
The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving pieces and ... No. It's marriage. The Queen moves anywhere she wants.